Oral Sex 101

Dane Productions and their Runaways Issue 6 today for The WhackMan. Let’s do this.

Scene 1’s got this thick blond chick who starts off giving a real slow blowjob. But she’s kind of cute, and her porn boy winds up giving it to her pretty fiercely, making her little tits jump all over the place and making her moan all hot and shit. Not bad, not bad.

2^nd is this pair of dark haired chicks – 1 older 1 younger – licking each other up in one of the most unenthusiastic lesbian scenes The WhackMan has ever seen. The only thing that saves it is when older broad straps a cock on and gives younger broad a fairly good fucking from behind.

Scene 3’s got this young looking next door type chick who’s playing with herself all good, then some dude comes in and eats her hairy twat. She then proceeds to suck his cock like she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, then fucks in the same manner. But what really pissed The WhackMan off is that her dude doesn’t seem all that sexually versed himself. What the fuck Dane Productions?!?!

And last there’s this little slut-bag who sucks a mean cock, then after not being able to ride for shit, takes it pretty damn good from behind and fucking great all scrunched up atop a chair.

Runaways Issue 6 at times leaves a lot to be desired, but there’s some real decent moments that make up for all the shit. What can The WhackMan say… The WhackMan likes ‘em young.

The WhackMan’s gonna have to prorate The WhackMan’s review today because The WhackMan’s only got one scene of Temptation Entertainment’s Young White Pussy 3.

Katie Gold’s got a great ass, small tits, and kind of a fugly face. She’s one hell-of-a stupid bitch, but the way she sucks cock and takes a face fucking is in a word: mesmerizing. This hot scene features some good shots of cock plunging deep into Katie’s tight cunt from all kinds of various angles, and the sluttish way she moans throughout made The WhackMan kind of fall for her. Katie is a Pornstar, there’s no doubt about it, and at the end the way her stud spills his silky seed perfectly across her whore mouth was pure poetry.

The WhackMan fired 4 incredible loads to Katie’s scene alone, partly because she brings her shit, partly ‘cause The WhackMan only had the one scene to whack to today and wanted to give it The WhackMan’s all. So… The WhackMan’s forced to give Katie a 7 score. The fucking slut earned it. Young White Pussy 3 is worth it just for her.

A little mediocre 3-scener entitled Taped College Confessions 15 today for The WhackMan. Let’s see what it’s fuckin’ about.

Scene 1’s got this 20-year-old named Victoria Style with sagging breasts who’s nothing but a dumb whore. She gets eaten by Bobby Vitale pretty good – judging by her vocals – then eats his dick in return. This out of shape bitch then gets fucked kinda hard, and at one point says she just squirted, although her liquid gold isn’t shown, and at the end her slut face gets cum all over. A fairly decent start.

Scene 2 has blondes Nicole Sheridan and Monica Mayhem. Both are better than average looking, and lick each other’s pussies all decent and shit, but this scene just didn’t come off as hot as it should have. Although The WhackMan fired 2 pearly loads to this scene, The WhackMan just didn’t feel that Ms. Sheridan and Ms. Mayhem put forth their best efforts. The WhackMan was disappointed in both of them a great deal.

Taped College Confessions 15 then finishes up with an uneven sucking and fucking with dark haired ho Cleopatra and Ready Prinz Jr., both going down on each other for nearly the entire scene. There’s nowhere near enough fucking here, but there was still enough for The WhackMan to get off to (solely because of The WhackMan’s professionalism), bringing his total loads blown to this title to 5.

Feline films’ Teen Land 6 to-goddamn-day, a raw and raucous young girl fuck-flick that repre-motherfuckin’-zents.

Scene 1 features Lee Stone takin’ it to Pilipino Loni. She’s got a great set of juicy tits, but a few goddamn sit-ups wouldn’t hurt, nor would it to shut the fuck up! This giddy little bitch talks and talks and talks and talks and talks so goddamn much it’s distracting, and ultimately takes away from her so-so scene.

Up 2^nd is the tiniest little Asian you’ve ever seen. Kitty has absolutely no tits, probably weighs about 80 lbs., but takes on both Tony Tedeschi’s and Brett Rockman’s dicks so professionally that you’d think she was born to fuck on film. She is one subservient little whore.

Scene 3 is all about head. Sexy sultry Nautica comes in dressed like a slutty schoolgirl, and proceeds to blow Guy DaSilva so thoroughly that he never even fucks her, which The WhackMan felt was totally stupid. But this chick is so hot that the scene works.

4^th is little blondy Felix Viscious and her perfect tight young body. After getting high with Pussyman, Billy Glide comes in and eats her pussy and ass, then throws his rod up her sweet cunt. Their fucking is 20 kinds of hot, and’ll have you firing at least a pair of loads, just like it did The WhackMan.

Last up is Flick Shagwell and Anna Mills, a brunette and blond respectively. This lucky fuck gets to taste both of these hot young sluts, at one point having both of ‘em bent over while he switches from pussy to pussy. And he even gets to fuck Flick in her tight ass!

Teen Land 6’s got all kinds of hot young ass getting good and fucked, and although none of the sex is top of the line, these girls are so hot that just watching them in action’ll get the blood flowin’. The WhackMan loves ‘em young, and fired 8 loads to this special flick.

The WhackMan kicked it with Legend and its Big Tit Paradise 2, a decent porn that would’ve been so much better had it featured more real tits than all those bullshit silicone ones.

After Asian sexpot Kianna plays with her pussy for Pussyman and has him lick her ass, hot blond Tina Cheri oils up her big fake tits for Billy Glide. Her eats her pussy gloriously then she rides him till he cums all over those globes of hers. Their fucking is hot, and so are they.

Scene 2 is swicked. Three busty blond chicks get their freak on so thoroughly they even “fuck” each others pussies with their massive breasts. And you know hot ass like this can’t get very far without their fucking dildos and shit. When the toys come out the cum’ll come outta you, just like it did The WhackMan.

Third is Kyle Stone and Adajja and her whore makeup job. It’s damn hot the way he feels her up, but this old bitches tits are absolute shit. Kyle tongue fucks her ass, gets his titty fuck on, and even throws it in her back door. Because of Kyle’s ‘fucking’ skills, overall The WhackMan was pleased with scene 3.

Scene 4’s got a hot brunette with long pretty hair and a hairy pussy named Stevie. There are some good wicked close-ups of her snatch, and while she’s getting fucked by Pat Myne her sweet tits bounce awesomely all over the fucking place.

And last up it’s Kianna and porn pro Taylor St. Claire treating Pussyman to a ass-kicking breast-fest that’s cool to watch, but damn sad to see this old fuck fucking all clumsy and shit then “shooting” next to no cum. The girls are the shit, but their talent was wasted here.

Big Tit Paradise 2 has got some great moments but The WhackMan prefers real tits, and would rather suck on some flat chested chick than some DDD bag of silicone. But the cum does fly here; The WhackMan just needed to voice The WhackMan’s opinion on implants. 7 loads fired to this one.

Heatwave Entertainment’s pissed The WhackMan off something fierce today with its MILTF 3, a milf genre “film” that only serves to remind The WhackMan why The WhackMan truly only loves the young snatch.

First up is the clown whore face painted Kat Kleevage and her massive fake tits. She sucks off Trent Tesoro fairly well and he fucks her all good and hard, but this old hammered bitch is so fugly that she looks like a goddamn tranny. The WhackMan could barely stay hard and barely managed to shoot one load here, mainly ‘cause The WhackMan is a professional.

Scene 2 features Lizzy Liques and her sad, old deflated tits. Her and Mr. Pete’s fucking is rather dull, but Petey does give it to her hard at times, even going up her old crapper. You’re a trooper, Mr. Pete. The WhackMan has nothing but respect for you.

Scene 3 is kind of decent with Johnny Thrust takin’ it to Bridgette Monroe, but her pierced clit, huge fake boobs and that stupid big tattoo on her back let The WhackMan know that this old bitches days in the business are numbered.

MILTF 3 then finishes up with Alex Rox fucking Danielle and her droopy tits. He gives her a pretty solid dicking and even fucks her ass, but all in all this old flick is as mediocre as they cum. The WhackMan was barely able to fire a load a scene.