Oral Sex 101

A little lopsided 2-scener from Multimedia Pictures for The WhackMan today entitled Amateur Auditions 3.

First up in her first ever time fucking on film – a fact The WhackMan damn sure believes after seeing her in action – is lovely little Channel Lockett. Her bod is all natural, she’s totally shy, and when Rod Fontana fucks this little inexperienced bitch she takes it as best she can, which is kind of nervous and shit, but makes for some seriously hot first time porn. Sweet Channel almost can’t take it from behind, and the hot/shy moaning she delivers throughout her scene’ll damn sure get your goo flowin’.

And in a cumplete 180 scene 2 features porn whore Alysin Embers and her big fake misshapen sad looking implants that look so horribly wrong on her emaciated body. She gets her angry fuck on with some porn dude then makes him cum early, but they keep on goin’ at it till he brings Ms. Embers to climax. This hammered whore ain’t been an Amateur Anything in well over a fucking decade, but she is a whore, and her fucking’ll make it real easy for you to cum.

Amateur Auditions 3 started off real promising with that little vixen Channel, but that 2^nd slut brought shame upon the whole Amateur Audition series. But nevertheless, The WhackMan’s sole concern is loads fired, series integrity 3^rd, maybe 4^th. The WhackMan shot 6 times to these 2 scenes, 4 of which belonged to Ms. Lockett.

The WhackMan’s travelin’ down Legend’s Pleasure Highway today, and the view ain’t half fucking bad.

First up is Harley Raine and her big fucking tits getting drilled atop a blanket out in the middle of a fucking desert. She’s got an incredible body and this bitch is pure sex, but her slow, sensual fucking couldn’t fully be enjoyed by The WhackMan ‘cause of the goddamn soundtrack!

2^nd is Elle Devyne and Nikita Kash goin’ at in a lesbian lick fest that’s so hot it made The WhackMan fire 2 loads real fucking quick. These two love sucking titties, but the best part is when they’re sitting side by side rubbin’ each others clits. But again, the goddamn fucking music!

Then the loud soundtrack ruins yet another scene, this one featuring an oiled up blond Bobbie Barron taking the stick in a fucking barn. The sex don’t look all that good, but the way this hot bitch takes it got the cum flyin’ right the fuck outta The WhackMan.

Scene 4 kind of then bleeds into 2 others, first starting with a sexy blond getting fucked on a dirty sleeping bag in some crumbling old stone pool or something. The slow, dull condom sex is fucking stupid, then the shit quickly cuts to hot Gina Ryder taking it from behind. There’s no music here, so you get to actually hear how hot Gina’s moaning is, and she really lets loose when she takes it up her sweet ass. Then there’s a couple minutes of some Latin looking cooz vibing her pussy to finish things up.

Pleasure Highway’s production value is absolute shit, but the girls are all pieces of ass who someone as professional as The WhackMan would have no problem getting off to just by looking at naked stills of ‘em. 7 surprising loads were fired to this one.

All Natural Nine today, a bullshit little 3-scener from Rain Productions that The WhackMan had several issues with.

Brandi Lyons and that slim little bod of her gets fucked first by trailer trash lookin’ Scott Lyons—hopefully no relation. He eats her box out on the patio, then she gives him a real boring blowjob. There’s a dog barking periodically throughout their subsequent fucking, it being its funniest when Scott is doing her doggy. The soundtrack is too goddamn loud, but that was okay ‘cause the only real cool thing about this standard scene is at the end when the director tells Brandi to play with the cum that’s just been shot on her asshole.

Scene 2 starts off with some real bad lighting, then after some stupid interviews some real hot, slow and motherfuckin’ sensual box licking takes place between English Zoe and sultry little fuck-slut Jezebelle Bond. These two go at it real hot and shit, gettin’ The WhackMan off solidly 3 fucking times. But again with the goddamn soundtrack drowin’ out the hot lesbo noise. FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Scene 3 then finishes up none too bad with cute blacky Cashmere taking the white cock of Steve Taylor. Horrible camera work start this shit off, The WhackMan only gettin’ to look at some black ass through most of the BJ. The sex is kind of clumsy but kind of damn good at the same time, but the money shot really pissed The WhackMan off. When Steve blows “Cashmere” turns her face away from the goo, taking most of it on her tits. That’s fucking bullshit, Cashmere! Take that shit on your mothfucking face next time!! The WhackMan has no patience for this kind of bush league shit!!!

The WhackMan can see how some could tell All Natural Nine to go fuck itself, but that lesbian scene is one for the goddamn books. This so-so title is worth it just for that!

Ball and Sock

If your woman is more sensitive on the left or right, as many are, lay your partner on her back with one leg extended and one bent for maximum access. Come at her from an angle, straddling the extended leg and give her circular strokes that find that sensitive spot on the left or right of her clit. (I love this one myself)

Pure Filth Productions’ Six In One 2 is just that: pure motherfuckin’ filth. Good thing for The WhackMan that The WhackMan’s favorite kind of porn is the purely filthy kind.

Scene 1’s got this plain looking Latin snatch that has some of the biggest saucer nipples The WhackMan’s ever seen! Like the title states she takes on 6 Spanish boys at once, at one point ripping off her panty hose to take the first cock. After a wicked funny disclaimer saying that the producers of this scene had to change locations to a nearby park after getting hassled by cops, the mad fucking continues. There’s the anal, the DP action, and at the end they all cum all over her. It was pretty damn glorious.

Scene 2’s got this exotic – maybe Asian? – looking bitch taking on 6 shaved and buff dudes. She’s got a little set of tits but that don’t stop her from getting penetrated in every conceivable fucking way. And at the goddamn beautiful end after getting cum the fuck all over, this sick bitch smears those 6 different sets of seed all over her aforementioned small tits. Girl from scene 2, you are a whore. The WhackMan was impressed.

Six In One 2 then kind of drops off with its final scene. This weird looking blond bitch takes on the 6 cocks, but she ain’t much of a noise maker, even when she’s taking a good size cock up her crapper. The WhackMan needs to hear ya, baby! This cunt phones this “performance” in.

All in fucking all Six In One 2 does give off a serious half-ass vibe, The WhackMan felt it, but there’s some solid whacking material here.

The motherfuckin’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas was at the top of The WhackMan’s queue today, and right off the goddamn bat The WhackMan was pleased ‘cause serious porn pro Briana Banks is on the cover. Let’s fucking do this.

Sexy brunette Jewel De’Nyle and her fake tits are up first. After getting her ass licked she sucks dick like an Olympian, then this wild bitch rides while whipping that pretty hair of hers all the fuck around. After some reverse cowgirl ass cock riding she cums, then gets cum on. Damn. Fine. Start!

Next is aging but still pretty hot Rene LaRue. She gets it on with an Elvis impersonator, blowing him with a fierce enthusiasm The WhackMan relished – and by relished The WhackMan means came to – in seeing. Then she gets 4-fingerbanged while resting on a banister, then takes a solid all around sticking.

Scene 3’s got serious professionals at work. Joel Lawrence takes it to Bridgette Kerkove first by sticking 4 fingers up her ass, while Bridgette plays with her pussy. Joel then seriously fucks her, making her cum twice. The sex is hot and nasty, and be sure to check out the zooming in closeup of Bridgette’s gaping asshole. It’s pretty damn sweet.

Scene 4 then piles it on with the sultry Briana Banks. She deep throats Dillon Day’s cock forever, then the hot fucking starts. There’s some ass-time, and when there is, Briana plays with her sweet porn pussy. The WhackMan nearly lost consciousness here.

The final scene then has Evan Stone waxing Taylor St. Claire’s ass. Taylor’s got a great dick sucking technique and a hot little box, but all Evan wants is that ass. He goes straight up it after banging her ass with nearly his whole hand, and whilst he’s plowing away Taylor’s gorgeous tits giggle all over the fucking place.

Legend Studios’ Farmer’s Daughters Do Vegas doesn’t fuck around. The WhackMan lost 9 loads to this sweet-ass shit, and you probably will too.

Legend and its Bikini Butt Babes 2 to-fucking-day for The WhackMan, a sweet raw outing that’s loaded with great motherfuckin’ porn fuckin’.

Alicia Rhodes and her thick but great blond bod’s up first. She and hot accented Jodie Moore get their lesbo action on for a bit, Billy Glide in the mix as well. These two sluts have great fucking tits, and to watch these three go at is nothing short of porn magic.

Then it’s that sweet little English bitch Jamie Brooks. Serious porn pro Lee Stone gives her young body the dicking it so rightly deserves, then cums all over her face. And don’t get The WhackMan wrong, Lee does knock the shit out of her, but his performance seemed to lack a little of its usual devastating force it normally has. Even a pro like Mr. Stone can have an off day. The WhackMan understands.

Then The WhackMan got his first taste of 4 foot 11 inch Cherokee. Her body is perfect, and that long dark lustrous hair of hers made The WhackMan think of some ancient Greek Goddess. She sucks great dick and gets all fucking sensual with it, letting you hear that hot voice of hers in the throes of wicked sexual depravity. The WhackMan had to take 4 Valium after whacking to this scene.

Hot blond Jodie Moore from scene 1 takes on 2 dudes in scene 4. There’s all the standard tag-team shit, and Jodie is one sweet motherfucking piece of porn ass, but this shit here is totally YAWN…

And lastly it’s tall and hot Lauren Phoenix’s turn. Julian comes in and rails her. The sex is hot. Your cum will flow. Nothing more needs to be said.

Bikini Butt Babes 2 is loaded with some of the top porn talent fucking in the business today, and your loads, much like The WhackMan’s, will flow as freely as The Mighty Mississippi.

It’s Notorious’ School Bus Girls 2 today, a so-so flick that could’ve been so much fucking better than it is.

Scene 1 is the strongest outing. Featuring sexy little Asian with a good set of tits Avena Lee, Ben English boards her on the bus and fucks her face for what seems like a day. Then hung Ben titty-fucks her and slays her tight slit to Avena’s moaning pleasure. The WhackMan got off all good and proper to this hot shit.

Scene 2 starts off with tight and cute Leah Stevenson taking a piss, and before you know it she’s eating Brian Surewood’s dick. He does her doggy right in the aisle of the bus, and even stuffs it up her ass, but the sex is fairly tame and the goddamn soundtrack is way too loud.

3^rd is Victoria Givens and Johnny Thrust. Victoria is decent looking, and takes an okay dicking while sitting atop the buses wheel well, but ultimately there’s nothing special here, except arguably the ass time, which has a decent moment or 2.

And last is good body but ugly face Jackie Moore. Rafe enters then enters her at the back of the bus, fingering her pussy all to shit then giving it to her doggy style pretty damn good. Again, the goddamn music is way too fucking loud, distracting The WhackMan all to hell, but it’s clear that young Jackie likes to get fucked. Enthusiasm counts for a lot in The WhackMan’s book. But “Rafe” you piece of shit, never has The WhackMan seen such a small amount of cum shot over some girls face. You’re a pathetic piece of SHIT!

Like The WhackMan said, School Bus Girls 2 could’ve been so much better than it is, but The WhackMan did fire off 6 pearly loads to it. You could do worse.

The WhackMan’s got Legend’s Fashion Dolls today, a so-so title that’s totally forgettable.

Jade Marcela is one hot and tight Asian whose task it is in scene 1 to take on Dave Hardman and Rick Masters. In no time at all their fingercuffing this slut, then they segue right the fuck into some slow boring sex. During the ass time and DP action it gets hotter, Jade’s moaning gettin’ more vocal, but in the end it’s all mediocre crap.

Smokin’ hot porn pro Taylor St. Claire and her perfect body then takes a dicking from some hairy out of shape biker lookin’ dude. Mr. Lucky here has to wear a condom though, but at the end of their fucking its Taylor’s mouth and hand that makes him cum. You are a professional Ms. St. Claire, just like The WhackMan.

Up 3^rd are two aging blond sluts who still look damn good in a hot and nasty dyke fest that showcases it all. The WhackMan’d love to have a threesome any damn time with Daisy Chain and Nicole Sheridan.

At first glance Alexandra Quinn is an older lookin’ hottie, but during her close-ups in scene 4 this old bitch looks like a goddman tranny! And if that weren’t enough, she’s also sporting way too much bush, and her sloppy fucking coupled with the bad editing showing two cumshots at the end makes this the sorriest scene of the whole film.

Taylor’s up again in scene 5 taking Joel Lawrence’s cock along with Shanna McCullough, who for some stupid sad reason wears crotchless panty hose while she’s getting fucked. Joel’s cock eventually finds it way up Taylor’s sweet ass, and in the end he cums on both their faces at the same time.

Conflicted feelings abound for The WhackMan with regard to Fashion Dolls. One the one hand The WhackMan fired 7 seven loads to it, but overall those loads didn’t fire as fiercely as they should have. The WhackMan’s just gonna leave it at that.

Earlier today The WhackMan shot a ton-o-semen all over The WhackMan’s fucking condo to Dane Productions’ Brats Inc. 1.

Sexy young kind of busty blond Courtney starts it off by playing with her tight little pussy. Then some dude comes in and puts his cock in her mouth but the scene’s nearly 2/3 finished before he sticks it in her… with a condom. The sex all moves kind of slow, but this bitch Courtney is so young and hot that she’ll make any man blow multiple loads. She certainly made The WhackMan.

Next up is Tiffany, a skinny brunette that has one hell-of-a sweet fucking body. She gets banged on the kitchen counter, and although this scene doesn’t seem so, it’s totally fucking hot because of how totally fucking sexy Tiffany is. Scene 2’s all you, baby!

Then it’s time for serious young porn pro Brittney Skye. Her and her 32D tits take a bath while playing with her sweet little cunt, then she treats some nerd boy to the fuck session of his life. Brittney Skye, The WhackMan’d like to meet that sexy ass of yours. Just let The WhackMan know when you’re available.

And last but for damn sure not least is skinny and tight Desert Rose. She’s young and hot and takes an okay sticking, but like all these other scenes, it ain’t the sex that’s that hot but how gloriously porn beautiful these little brats are. The WhackMan fired 9 solidly thick loads to Brats Inc. 1, and can all but assure that you will too.